I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
PS: I just woke up from my shower
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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