so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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