Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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