He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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