How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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