4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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