I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
It's rum buckets o'clock
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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