Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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