Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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