i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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