i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
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