I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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