I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
I think i got beer on your cat.
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