Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
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