I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
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