I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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