he wants to bone in the snuggie
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Randomize
