I murdered the dance floor call the cops
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
sex in a hospital.. check
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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