i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
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