We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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