Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
Randomize
