Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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