How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
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