Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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