Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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