Umm I'm too high to move.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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