Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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