So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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