can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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