If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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