why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
So. Much. Porn.
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