yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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