who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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