I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
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