Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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