so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
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