There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Randomize
