we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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