I think i sorta joined a cult last night
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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