Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
This is the high leading the old right now
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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