Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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