im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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