these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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