Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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