awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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