Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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