so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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