at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Dick very happy bro
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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