Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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