I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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